ihopebarackobama: I hope Barack Obama is able to destroy all of Rick Santorum’s horcruxes before he gets elected.
My friend doesn’t answer my call but then plays me in DrawSomething. Ole shady lookin’ ass.
America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and...– Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut (via cyberspacecowboy) Painful because of how true it is. (via stfuconservatives)
I’ve been drinking a lot lately. Yep. Oh, and I tripped Saturday and it was one of the best trips I’ve ever had. I walked around Emerald park with my friends Alina and Hope in amazing weather and listened to my Ellie Goulding Pandora station. And for some reason we all kept smelling cinnamon toast crunch.
I hate white people who say "let's not bring race...
golden-notebook: I hate white people who say “let’s not bring race into it”
faurenfi asked: Hi! I was wondering, where are you from?
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
White people don’t get to decide if something is racist. On a much smaller...– Anesti Vega (via anestivega)
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.. I’m so hung over… Staying up til 430 when I had work at 7 was totes worth it though. Partied my ass off with Japanther, got put in a headlock, and moshed about. Ahhh, tired…
Third cigarette offered today, third cigarette denied. Kudos so far.
Some people think God is an outsized, light-skinned male with a long white...– Carl Sagan (via theworldsgotmedizzyagain)
Watching a commercial for laundry detergent
iamateenagefeminist: Apparently it was “inspired by women, for women” Because, you know Men can’t do laundry
My little brother is in Rome right now on a school trip. FUCKING ROME.